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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:47
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
What are some tips for mouth taping to redirect breathing through the nose at night?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
No go.
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